Nice Sayings – I

1. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
2. You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the >present by worrying over the future.
3. Love ……and you shall be loved.
4. God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
5. All people smile in the same language.
6. A hug is a great gift. One size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it’s easy to exchange.
7. Everyone needs to be loved…especially when they do not deserve it.
8. The real measure of a man’s wealth is what he has invested in eternity.
9. Laughter is God’s sunshine.
10. Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
11. It’s important for parents to live the same things they teach.
12. Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.
13. If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
14. Happy memories never wear out….re-live them as often as you want.
15. Home is the place where we grumble the most, but are often treated the best.
16. Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.
17. The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.
18. Take time to laugh for it is the music of the soul.
19. If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it.
20. Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
21. Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.
22. The best thing parents can do for their children is to love each other.
23. Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.
24. To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
25. We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.
26. Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished..
27. Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.
28. You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
29. For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
30. Do what you can, for whom you can, with what you have, and where you are.

The best gifts to give:

1. To your friend – loyalty
   2.To your enemy – forgiveness;
   3.To your boss – service;
   4.To a child – a good example;
   5.To your parents – gratitude and devotion;
   6.To your mate – love and faithfulness;
   7.To all men and women – charity;
   8.To your God – your life.

Nice Sayings – II

1. Before you criticize someone walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry he’ll be a mile away-and barefoot.
2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
3. If you must choose between two evils pick the one you’ve never tried before (unless you really enjoyed the first one).
4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
6. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
7. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
8. If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip.
9. Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. Eat well————- stay fit ———–die anyway.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
15. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.
16. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
18. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
19. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.